The poop-hat

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The poop-hat: we all wear it.

We wear the poop-hat when we are stuck in an infantile frump.

We wear the poop-hat when we are jag-weeds.

We wear the poop-hat when we refuse to acknowledge our wrongness.

The poop-hat is a state of being.

You wear the poop-hat when you play beer pong against me. You wear the poop-hat whenever I see you, wearing that poop-hat, as you are wont to do.

We all wear the poop-hat.